mischievous flapping device

Making girls' skirts fly up, blowing off toupees, scaring babies...
What a mischievous device!

submitted by = Carly&Tom
valid for search of the month = yes

fishstick perfume

For the lady angler in your life.

submitted by = gotitans101
valid for search of the month = yes

platonic digerydoos

It's best that way.
An amorous digerydoo is not a nice thing to see.

submitted by = patanddi
valid for search of the month = yes

chunky ostrich thighs

The monthly magazine for boys that love big birds.

submitted by = muttonchopwayne
valid for search of the month = yes

noodle wrangling allstar

Apt for the month of the Olympics in China.

submitted by = selfdestruktor
valid for search of the month = yes

cupcake shaped genital warts

Oh dear.

submitted by = l.brewerton
valid for search of the month = yes, gross but valid

nasty puppy butt

Why I'm giving the dog a bath.

submitted by = theecodude
valid for search of the month = yes

google causes erectile dysfunction

Now that's funny but is it worth getting sued for!
Let's hope the gods of search have a sense of humour.

submitted by = Carly&Tom
valid for search of the month = yes

heart warmingly macabre

Like the good old santa claus at your local shopping centre/mall...

submitted by = Carly&Tom
valid for search of the month = yes

binary bonking

In out in out... shake that booty all about.

submitted by = stumcgrew
valid for search of the month = yes

i smell of potassium

I been licking cream of tartar, it nice to lick.

submitted by = l.brewerton
valid for search of the month = yes

miniature kazoo player

Another tiny morsel of pleasure, just not for eating.

submitted by = muttonchopwayne
valid for search of the month = yes

hamster meat pies

A tiny morsel of gastronomic pleasure.

submitted by = jade5001
valid for search of the month = tes

moose chases tail

Richard Attenborough is losing his grip, this should be covered...

submitted by = selfdestruktor
valid for search of the month = yes

nostril flavoured milk

Only the mind of a genius could have thought up that one.

submitted by = muttonchopwayne
valid for search of the month = oh yes, has to be a favourite...

flapjack backpack

A seriously sublime rhyme...
A valise delice.

submitted by = muttonchopwayne
valid for search of the month = yes

child eats own head

How disappointing that there's no results for this one!
The National Enquirer has missed a trick here.

submitted by = selfdestruktor
valid for search of the month = yes

flatulent pillows

Oversized whoopee cushions for today's ample rear?

submitted by = elite.fencer
valid for search of the month = yes

gruffalo curry

Allow to simmer for a good couple of hours, those gruffalos is chewy.
Tastes a bit like goat.

submitted by = alisonselby
valid for search of the month = yes

frozen monkey suckers

Too hard to get 'em fresh, they go rancid so quick.

submitted by = torry
valid for search of the month = yes